Ok. I admit that I am an NPR junkie. So if you listen to NPR you may have heard this joke. In case you didn't I feel compelled to pass it along. Sorry for not crediting the author.
Here it is:
I needed a new password that was eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
That rivals, "A baby seal walked into a club", for catchy joke of the year for me.